LOST: My idiot cat
Dashed from our new house on her second time ever outside here, immediately ran to a tree in the backyard, scaled it, and leaped over our fence. As if she had been planning it. Last seen two days ago, calmly trotting towards our neighbor's back porch.
Does not answer to the name of Pumpkin.
Does not have a collar because she takes them off in five minutes flat and I am not made of collars.
She does have a microchip - PetWatch has put out an APB.
Most likely is hiding somewhere, probably in our rear neighbor's house because their doors were all hanging open the day she vanished.
Now I will spend my day knocking on strangers' doors and asking them if I can crawl around their backyards looking for the little moron.